Gonhigdam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish hydra.

Gonhigdam created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonhigdam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gonhigdam, she will turn you into a snail.

Gonhigdam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gonhigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gonhigdam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.