Tadbafxem is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, pitiless
meerkat.
Tadbafxem created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Tadbafxem, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tadbafxem, she will have a low opinion of you.
Tadbafxem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Tadbafxem's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never go into green rooms.
4. Do not hurt mice.
5. Do not listen to music.