Bafbigmot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever warg.

Bafbigmot created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbigmot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bafbigmot, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bafbigmot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bafbigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Bafbigmot loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away from magenta grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not make images of living things.