Hinfarnsug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish snail.

Hinfarnsug created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hinfarnsug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hinfarnsug, he will send you a sign.

Hinfarnsug's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hinfarnsug's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Run away if four dogs approach from the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.