Getpadtettisan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, resourceful alligator.

Getpadtettisan created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getpadtettisan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Getpadtettisan, he will not invite you to parties.

Getpadtettisan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Getpadtettisan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never sing near mice.