Vabcadlid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous dove.

Vabcadlid created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabcadlid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vabcadlid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vabcadlid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vabcadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.