Kiksisjig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet gorilla.

Kiksisjig created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Kiksisjig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kiksisjig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kiksisjig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kiksisjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Kiksisjig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from white grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.