Hentagtof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing mole.

Hentagtof created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hentagtof, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hentagtof, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hentagtof's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hentagtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the south.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Hentagtof on top of important buildings.