Timminnull Botbafsug is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered owl.

Timminnull Botbafsug created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timminnull Botbafsug, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Timminnull Botbafsug, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Timminnull Botbafsug's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Timminnull Botbafsug's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Retreat if six great tits approach from the east.

5. Do not make images of living things.