Jamdunyok Fenpagdot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical mouse.

Jamdunyok Fenpagdot created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamdunyok Fenpagdot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jamdunyok Fenpagdot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jamdunyok Fenpagdot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jamdunyok Fenpagdot's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Jamdunyok Fenpagdot loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shave your face.