Gebwodtad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous jellyfish.

Gebwodtad created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebwodtad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebwodtad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gebwodtad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gebwodtad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gebwodtad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about special relativity near nematodes while wearing brown dresses.