Wabbitfut Pakflanflis is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless crow.

Wabbitfut Pakflanflis created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbitfut Pakflanflis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wabbitfut Pakflanflis, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wabbitfut Pakflanflis' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wabbitfut Pakflanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wabbitfut Pakflanflis' name in vain.

2. Wabbitfut Pakflanflis loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabbitfut Pakflanflis.