Cubfumdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, capable crow.

Cubfumdag created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfumdag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubfumdag, she will turn you into a rock.

Cubfumdag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cubfumdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet turquoise.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if eight goats approach from the south.