Zagtinmob is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid
frog.
Zagtinmob created the universe eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagtinmob, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Zagtinmob, he will refuse to believe in you.
Zagtinmob's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Zagtinmob's Holy Commandments1. Never think about fluid mechanics.
2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Zagtinmob.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not speak about lemons.