Dussvedkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unselfish dove.

Dussvedkim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussvedkim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dussvedkim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dussvedkim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dussvedkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed bread to ants while wearing rings.