Podpibfon Targabnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome donkey.

Podpibfon Targabnarl created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podpibfon Targabnarl, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Podpibfon Targabnarl, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Podpibfon Targabnarl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Podpibfon Targabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not keep eight mites in a large pit.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.