Wabcipwon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair camel.

Wabcipwon created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcipwon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wabcipwon, it will laugh at you.

Wabcipwon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wabcipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Hide from mauve tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Never think about special relativity near capybaras while wearing orange jumpers and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to sheep while wearing green hats.

5. Do not sprint in public.