Popgoftim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient human.

Popgoftim created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Popgoftim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Popgoftim, he will turn you into a mole.

Popgoftim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Popgoftim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never paint your chest violet.

5. Never think about nebulae.