Bugsanmap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering skunk.

Bugsanmap created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugsanmap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bugsanmap, it will not care at all.

Bugsanmap's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bugsanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bugsanmap's name in vain.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Hide from orange bats for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bugsanmap in the centre of the settlement.
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