Citfottad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage otter.

Citfottad created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Citfottad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citfottad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Citfottad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Citfottad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Citfottad on top of all buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never pour water over plants.