Gofgoming is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful clam.

Gofgoming created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofgoming, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gofgoming, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gofgoming's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gofgoming's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the north.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never think about black holes.