Sogbogbestbut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring pigeon.

Sogbogbestbut created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogbogbestbut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sogbogbestbut, he will turn you into a tree.

Sogbogbestbut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sogbogbestbut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not keep eight tapirs in a large pit.

5. Do not shave your head.