Sogbogbestbut is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring
pigeon.
Sogbogbestbut created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sogbogbestbut, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Sogbogbestbut, he will turn you into a tree.
Sogbogbestbut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Sogbogbestbut's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat figs.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not keep eight tapirs in a large pit.
5. Do not shave your head.