Tafbabdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking wasp.

Tafbabdud created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tafbabdud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tafbabdud, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tafbabdud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tafbabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.