Fabtenzim Cenzighin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful parrot.

Fabtenzim Cenzighin created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabtenzim Cenzighin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabtenzim Cenzighin, she will remove you from existence.

Fabtenzim Cenzighin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fabtenzim Cenzighin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabtenzim Cenzighin.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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