Fartenmif is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy hyena.

Fartenmif created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fartenmif, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fartenmif, it will turn you into a worm.

Fartenmif's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fartenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never run near nematodes.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.