Bompinlag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying walrus.

Bompinlag created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bompinlag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bompinlag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bompinlag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bompinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Worship no other gods but Bompinlag.

5. Never skip in holy places.