Wipsafflap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring elephant.

Wipsafflap created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsafflap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipsafflap, she will cry a lot.

Wipsafflap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wipsafflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help swans.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipsafflap.