Fudtombess is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered swallow.

Fudtombess created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudtombess, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fudtombess, she will destroy your home planet.

Fudtombess' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fudtombess' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fudtombess.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing magenta skirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your hands.