Bumdumjon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane hedgehog.

Bumdumjon created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Bumdumjon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumdumjon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bumdumjon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bumdumjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumdumjon.

4. Never skip near grasshopers.

5. Never bounce in the presence of horses.