Sugsagvid is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, compassionate
camel.
Sugsagvid created energy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sugsagvid, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sugsagvid, she will be very sad.
Sugsagvid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Sugsagvid's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.