Bamkapflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, caring guinea pig.

Bamkapflag created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamkapflag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bamkapflag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bamkapflag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bamkapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bamkapflag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed wheat to snails while wearing shirts.

5. Never talk about enzymes.