Gofruthin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful horse.

Gofruthin created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofruthin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gofruthin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gofruthin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gofruthin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not take Gofruthin's name in vain.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.