Gemstigpin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical mink.

Gemstigpin created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gemstigpin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemstigpin, it will be very sad.

Gemstigpin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gemstigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gemstigpin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about dark matter near moths while wearing turquoise coats and balancing seven titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about planets.