Bagloppop is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring hare.

Bagloppop created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagloppop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bagloppop, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bagloppop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bagloppop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bagloppop.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.