Dinlimsid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking squid.

Dinlimsid created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinlimsid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dinlimsid, she will turn you into a plant.

Dinlimsid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dinlimsid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Dinlimsid loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.