Gidrowbutxem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful centaur.

Gidrowbutxem created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidrowbutxem, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gidrowbutxem, it will not invite you to parties.

Gidrowbutxem's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gidrowbutxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.