Ominfudnurt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive deer.

Ominfudnurt created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfudnurt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ominfudnurt, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ominfudnurt's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ominfudnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Never feed figs to eagles while wearing white hats.

5. Never look in ponds.