Zogmabnut Yarlcissnul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud mole.

Zogmabnut Yarlcissnul created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmabnut Yarlcissnul, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zogmabnut Yarlcissnul, she will turn you into a rat.

Zogmabnut Yarlcissnul's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zogmabnut Yarlcissnul's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zogmabnut Yarlcissnul.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.