Logdogbutlak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable weasel.

Logdogbutlak created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logdogbutlak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logdogbutlak, he will torture you forever.

Logdogbutlak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Logdogbutlak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logdogbutlak.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Never feed lots of rice to ants while wearing gray dresses.