Dubwabfas is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair pigeon.

Dubwabfas created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubwabfas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dubwabfas, he will cry a lot.

Dubwabfas' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dubwabfas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.