Miswipget is a god.

It takes the form of a large, overgenerous wyrm.

Miswipget created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miswipget, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miswipget, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Miswipget's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Miswipget's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from cyan ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miswipget.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.