Rotdumkikvolbarnflatarpkip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless rat.

Rotdumkikvolbarnflatarpkip created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotdumkikvolbarnflatarpkip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotdumkikvolbarnflatarpkip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rotdumkikvolbarnflatarpkip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rotdumkikvolbarnflatarpkip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Run away if six snails approach from the south.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Never write about stars.