Joppigwip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable hummingbird.

Joppigwip created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Joppigwip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Joppigwip, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Joppigwip's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Joppigwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Put Joppigwip first in all things.

4. Joppigwip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not kill sharks.