Betcebyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring butterfly.

Betcebyatt created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betcebyatt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Betcebyatt, she will turn you into a goat.

Betcebyatt's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Betcebyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to rats while wearing yellow hats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Always obey Betcebyatt's priests.

5. Always stare at clouds.