Fodfemcib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless badger.

Fodfemcib created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodfemcib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fodfemcib, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fodfemcib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fodfemcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fodfemcib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fodfemcib.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.