Limdussdinteencansintimpang is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain duck.

Limdussdinteencansintimpang created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limdussdinteencansintimpang, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Limdussdinteencansintimpang, she will turn you into a hamster.

Limdussdinteencansintimpang's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Limdussdinteencansintimpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near snails while wearing violet hats and balancing four zinc spheres on your chest.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limdussdinteencansintimpang.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.