Mitcemhug is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy bee.

Mitcemhug created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mitcemhug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitcemhug, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mitcemhug's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mitcemhug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitcemhug.

2. Never talk about gravity near tortoises while wearing magenta skirts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Mitcemhug loves bats, so they must be honoured.