Jabmonren is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, moody wyrm.

Jabmonren created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabmonren, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jabmonren, it will send minions to preach to you.

Jabmonren's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jabmonren's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Jabmonren on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Feed all hungry doves.