Millunbugtomhonvinstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic guinea pig.

Millunbugtomhonvinstaf created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Millunbugtomhonvinstaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Millunbugtomhonvinstaf, it will turn you into a rat.

Millunbugtomhonvinstaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Millunbugtomhonvinstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.