Xucknurlnib is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful wasp.

Xucknurlnib created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xucknurlnib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xucknurlnib, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xucknurlnib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Xucknurlnib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.